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“I find it under these circumstances particularly unusual; I think unnecessarily hurtful” – Paula Abdul’s manager David Sonenberg

According to her manager, American Idol judge Paula Abdul has yet to receive a contract for season nine, which begins taping auditions in three weeks. David Sonenberg told the LA Times that he finds this “particularly unusual” and “unnecessarily hurtful.”

Even before the show added a second woman judge, songwriter Kara DioGuardi, rumors began that Abdul may be leaving, or asked to leave, the show.

Abdul’s glowing, often incoherent critiques have been mocked in the press and on late night. Abdul’s discussed chronic pain and a dependence on pain killers in interviews.

I think people forget, this is Paula freakin Abdul. She actual was a pop star! Her perspective is needed on that panel much more than the perspective of say, a songwriter.

She’s had a rough go for a few years but, Paula did help launch the Idol brand. Let’s not forget that prior to the first season the names Ryan Seacrest, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell meant absolutely nothing to most Americans. And Kara, well, no one knew her name before last season.

Idol without Paula – not a good look.

According to reports, Martin Lawrence is working on two television projects.

martin screenshot

The one I’m most excited about is a Fox animated series about a 13-year-old Martin getting into mischief in D.C. I’m all about my Boondocks, hyped about The Cleveland Show, and now this! Black animated comedy is about to have a great season! Rodney Barnes, who was a co-executive producer on “The Boondocks,” is working with Lawrence on the show.

The other project is a Starz comedy about an interracial family. The show is based on the comedy of Gary Owen (known as “that funny white guy who does ‘black comedy’”) who may star in the show.

This is one scandal that Blair Waldorf would never get caught up in. Sadly, one of my faves, the lovely Leighton Meester, has joined the sex tape club.

Blair Waldorf

This is sooo wrong. Leighton’s hot right now, covering magz and just signed a record deal. Of course, now this tape that she made a “few years back” with a boyfriend, according to TMZ, has surfaced.

If a child actor-turned-porn star and an admitted gold digger cocktail waitress can’t find love on reality television, is there any hope for the rest of us??

Today VH1 announced that Ray-J will be back in front of the camera skanking it up and looking for “love.”

VH1 is looking for women with confidence, personality and class that can handle the pressure of being with a superstar and turn Ray J into a one-woman man.

Class?? Maybe they are banking on women who have never seen the show… or heard of Ray J.. or reality television.

Cocktail, who screamed, “I’m Ray-J’s girlfriend, bitches!” at the first season’s conclusion, says she and Ray remain friends and admitted to “‘acting’ like we were together,” despite being broken up before beginning a recent press tour.

Kanye and Gaga

Kanye West announced today on The View that he will be touring with Lady Gaga!

I predict insane lights, costumes and sets… Idunno, just have a hunch!

In other Gaga news, Jezebel just posted a quick, but smart look at the “Paparazzi” video.

Yes, it’s just a video. But in a time when the public was privy to a photograph of Rihanna’s battered face and intimate details of Britney’s breakdowns, isn’t it interesting to see the idea of a strong — yet hurt — woman? And what if the “man” in the video is actually a stand-in for fame itself, and what it does to women?

Much better than my inarticulate, “umm, dope.”

She may have mastered the heavy eyeliner and look good in a pair of leather cuffs, but is she a real musician?

Taylor Momsen stage

Gossip Girl‘s Taylor Momsen is rumored to have fired her entire band, Pretty Reckless, after landing a gig opening for the Veronica’s. The reason? According to Perez Hilton‘s “impeccable source” they “didn’t look cool enough.”

Damn.

Random fun fact: Taylor played Cindy Lou Who opposite Jim Carrey in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

I’m addicted to the Law and Order franchise. I’ve seen almost every episode of the original series and the first spin-off, SVU.

SVU

These shows are on ALL THE TIME, so I often go through the schedule and look at the episode descriptions to determine which ones I should record.

However, on the Sleuth network, of all places, the descriptions for some of the SVU episodes this weekend were soooo vague, they could’ve described just about any episode in the series ever.

Seriously! One of them was actually “the detectives search for a rapist.” The show is about the detectives who investigate sexually-based offenses… come on, people!

I had to share these actual episode descriptions.

4pm: Woman cannot identify her attacker.
5pm: Complicated murder case.
6pm: Unsolved sexual assault case.
7pm: The detectives search for rapist.

There’s nothing like a good TV marathon to get you through a holiday Monday. There are several today but, here are my top choices.

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Today on Oxygen, America’s Next Top Model will run for 12 hours – 11 to 11.

Golden Girls

One of the other lady networks, WE, is thanking us for being a friend with 19 hours of the Golden Girls starting at 10 a.m.

A&E will air Intervention starting at 8 a.m. leading into the new season premiere at 9 p.m.

You can also catch Jon and Kate Plus 8 all day long on TLC leading up to their 9 p.m. season premiere. No doubt this premiere will set a new record for the show. Every one and their mother will be tuning in to see if and how the pair will address the infidelity rumors and other troubles in their marriage. This season should just be Jon and Kate! Screw the “Plus 8

Other highlights include Law & Order: SVU all day on USA and Planet Earth on Animal Planet.

I’m an Ugly Betty fan but can admit the show isn’t what it once was.

Last night’s finally felt a bit long – maybe because it was TWO HOURS and there were no big surprises.

One moment stood out as particularly whack. When Henry, back in NYC with his new aerobic instructor GF, and Betty are discussing their complicated post-relationship feelings, Betty says of her attachment to Henry, “Maybe it’s because you are my first love.”

Betty and Henry

One problem… Betty was in a relationship for several years before she ever even met Henry. Back when she was still rocking the Guadalajara poncho, Betty dated geeky Walter – her high school sweetheart and Pro-Buy employee.

walter_betty

Walter was extremely annoying, intimidated by Betty’s “new life in Manhattan,” and going nowhere. That said, I find it hard to believe Betty didn’t love him. She went ape when she found out he was messing around with block hoochie Gina Gambarro.

Come on Betty writers! Step up your consistency game.

JHud

Jennifer Hudson came in second on the Forbes Top-Earning ‘Idols’ list. In addition to income from her album sales, concerts and movie roles, Hudson, who will star in the upcoming film, Winged Creatures, made money through endorsement deals with Avon and the Gap.

While the Oscar and Grammy winner earned an impressive $5 million last year, the number one Idol earner, Carrie Underwood pulled in almost three times that.

jordin and steph

Cutie Jordin Sparks, who is currently touring with the Jonas Brothers and contemplating getting serious with Steph Jones, came in fourth with $3.1 million.

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